Um, Mr. Rossbach, I just wanted to point out that the Two Towers of Tolkien fame are not in fact on the ocean. You are of course referring to Minas Ithil, Tower of the Moon, later named Minas Morgul after it fell to the forces of Sauron and became the abode of the Ringwraiths; and Minas Anor, Tower of the Sun, later named Minis Tirith, Tower of the Guard. Anyone who is a true fan and expert of Middle Earth geography would know that neither tower resides by the sea. I suggest you brush up on your Middle-Earth lore before making such a critical error again. [Pushes tape-bound broken glasses up in righteous indignation.]
Holy crap, I can't believe I remember all this garbage. I am such a loser.
Holy crap Plant! You are the true master of dork! Next time we are in the field together for an extended trip maybe you can spend less time bitching and moaning and get me caught up on middle Earth geography.